Comedian Gary Thison often whips out his cell phone and creates video of his pitiful life. Who cares? Hmmmm? In any case, Gary says: I am annoyed every year when the beautiful lilac tree next to my pool begins to shed it's tiny, oatmeal like blossoms after a very short period of beauty and a pleasant aroma.

And every year I threaten to chop the mother-effer down. But, "it smells so nice. It's so pretty."

So, every summer, day after day, the pool requires constant attention so that the goddam little lilac oatmeal crap doesn't suffocate my pump, clog up my skimmer, overload my filter and generally mess up my life.

This is a very brief video sharing my misery.

And, as soon as the despicable lilac tree finishes its annual ball-busting, it's time for the effing fishflies. (Coming soon!)

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